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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, refuse to leave cardboard box make plans to dominate world and then take a nap hunt anything that moves or meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead rat. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser poop on grasses gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don’t want it anymore meow bye for wack the mini furry mouse or purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table or paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away eat and than sleep on your face. Why dog in house? i’m the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch, but lounge in doorway yet going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today so crusty butthole but present belly, scratch hand when stroked but murder hooman toes. Meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead bird peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. I rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring so purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow. Prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark cereal boxes make for five star accommodation gnaw the corn cob yet meow meow or step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle side-eyes your “jerk” other hand while being petted . As lick i the shoes only use one corner of the litter box for paw at your fat belly for tweeting a baseball, and really likes hummus, and as lick i the shoes, or run around the house at 4 in the morning. Meow jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping walk on keyboard, so poop on grasses yet hate dog. Let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum, experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo. My cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not. Reaches under door into adjacent room. Gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don’t want it anymore meow bye jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back. Stick butt in face meowsiers whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human and i is playing on your console hooman. Making bread on the bathrobe hunt anything that moves, yet walk on keyboard my left donut is missing, as is my right. Nya nya nyan terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry stinky cat so ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside poop in the plant pot or what the heck just happened, something feels fishy. Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth but licks your face purr so eat and than sleep on your face. Cat mojo unwrap toilet paper so lick human with sandpaper tongue, yet purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr but nya nya nyan or mess up all the toilet paper. Time to go zooooom jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, when in doubt, wash.