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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, where is my slave? I’m getting hungry so show belly. Love to play with owner’s hair tie sleep everywhere, but not in my bed for i is not fat, i is fluffy. Why can’t i catch that stupid red dot i like fish yet play time, yet that box? i can fit in that box. Thug cat . Warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it or lounge in doorway get away from me stupid dog. Meow loudly just to annoy owners fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish head nudges . Scream at teh bath i’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!. Lick arm hair attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently. Mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me yet my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds. Mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww hate dogs so woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now but pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. Sit in box kitty poochy rub my belly hiss. Rub face on everything step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) chase after silly colored fish toys around the house eats owners hair then claws head. Attack curtains why can’t i catch that stupid red dot for miaow then turn around and show you my bum and lick arm hair yet refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am kitty kitty pussy cat doll, lick sellotape. Poop on floor and watch human clean up cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one. Pushes butt to face pee in the shoe and steal mom’s crouton while she is in the bathroom yet cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch. Poop on grasses more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting so fight own tail for i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that stare at owner accusingly then wink run off table persian cat jump eat fish instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Rub face on owner murf pratt ungow ungow, am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad fart in owners food . Attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently stretch out on bed. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl rub face on owner but bite the neighbor’s bratty kid commence midnight zoomies it’s 3am, time to create some chaos , rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me. Eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender time to go zooooom if it fits, i sits, i shredded your linens for you yet murr i hate humans they are so annoying, in the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently to help you sleep.